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Helena, do you ever get tired of people telling you that you have a big booty?
“No way. I love having a big butt. You should see the way heads turn when I wear short-shorts or I go out dancing. You’d think some of these guys had never seen a big ass before. Not that I’m complaining.”

Do you like to booty dance?
“I’m the best at that. I can vibrate my ass super fast and I can make my buttcheeks clap. I like to do that while I’m riding a cock. It’s my ‘milking move’, ’cause it makes guys cum instantly!”

Has anyone ever put their cock in your big, juicy ass?
“I’ve never done that before, but I like it when a guy licks or fingers my butthole. I’d like to try anal, but with the right guy. I won’t let just anyone fuck me in the ass!”

So what is your favorite position for regular sex then?
“Definitely the position where I’m on top of the guy but I’m turned around and my ass is facing him. That way, he can see my butt bobbing up and down and his cock going in and out of my pussy. It feels really good that way, and I can play with my clit. I like to lean forward and watch him watch me fuck him. There’s nothing like it.”

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Porn Loser is based on the website Pornloser.com and the DVD volumes of the same name. In this opener, two TSG staffers are at an editing deck, discussing the footage created by the Porn Loser. As one of them put it: “These are the adventures–or misadventures–of a porn-stud wannabe who found out that being a porn stud and director isn’t nearly as easy as it looks. He had the guts to do what few have dared to do. Porn Loser is the most-amateur porn ever filmed, porn so bad, it’s good. The camera shakes. Sometimes the angles aren’t quite right. The lighting? Not professional at all. However, the chicks he fucks are hot as hell, little fuck dolls who’ll do anything to achieve stardom.” Heather Anne is the first girl to get the Loser treatment in this first episode. This dude is a real schlub. But he does have the satisfaction of saying that he soiled hot girls with his rancid semen. At least he didn’t quit his day job, which was mopping the cum off the floor at a peepshow theater in Los Angeles. He wanted his face blurred so people can’t recognize him and egg his car. Visit the PornLoser.com site and take a look around when you’re done with this episode.

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“I like to play with myself while my husband talks dirty to me,” said Casey Bryant, a Georgia housewife who’s making her 40Something magazine debut. “He’ll say things like, ‘Stick your finger in that sweet, wet pussy of yours,’ and I’ll do it!” We now know three things about Casey: She’s an obedient wife, she’s horny and she knows her way around the kitchen. “Do I ever!” Casey said, smiling the smile that tells you she does more than cook in the kitchen. “I can’t tell you how many times my husband has snuck up behind me while I was cooking dinner and stuck his cock in me from behind. If he doesn’t mind that dinner is late, I don’t mind.” Casey is well aware of the fact that thousands of men are going to be jacking to her photos. “They’d better!” she said. “That’s the main reason I did this. That and because my husband is a 40Something reader. I haven’t told him, but my ultimate thrill would be to catch him masturbating to my photos. Can you imagine cumming in your wife’s mouth while you’re looking at her photos in 40Something?”

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“My boyfriend and I went to college together,” said Britney. “But we’ve graduated and now he’s home in Oregon. Trying to keep a long-distance relationship going is hard–a lot harder than either of us figured it would be. He took these pictures before he left college so he’d have something to jack to when we have phone sex. I decided to share them with Newcummers so I can use the money to go see him. We dated for over two years and I don’t want things to end, but I’ll be just fine if that’s the way things turn out.”

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“I’m not dating any one guy right now, but that doesn’t mean I’m not getting laid,” said Amai. “It doesn’t mean that I’m easy–a slut–either. A guy’s not going to get anywhere till we’ve been out two or three times, but once I decide that I want him, then I’ll make the moves and let him know that he’s gonna get lucky. If he’s not considerate in bed–and a lot of guys about my age aren’t–then I won’t go out with him again. I want oral sex–both ways–and an orgasm before we have sex, and then I expect him to take his time so I can cum, and not just shoot his load as soon as he’s in me.”

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Remi doesn’t mind doing the work when it comes to fucking, but you’ve got to earn it first. How do you do that? Follow this guy’s example by fondling and sucking her perky tits till her nipples are hard as pencil erasers. Then lick her pussy like it’s the last ice cream cone on earth. After that, Remi will gladly get down on her knees to suck and jerk your dripping cock. When it’s time to fuck, she’ll get on top and do all the work with her pussy so you can lay back and enjoy the ride.

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There are some things even the Loser can’t mess up. Like Erika, a 25-year-old blonde who was raised in Missouri, lives in New York City and ranks as the Loser’s naughtiest discovery yet.

Yeah, he tries to fuck it up, like by asking her if she has any reservations about what she’s about to do. But Erika smiles and says in her little girl’s voice, “I think it’s going to be fun. I’ve been thinking about it for a couple of years, and the more I think about it, the hornier I get.”

It’s immediately clear that Erika has no reservations about sucking and fucking in front of the camera. She gets right into the blow job, and Loser gets into it, too, getting hard instantly, which is a change for him. Erika attempts to deep-throat him while looking at the camera, then after one failure, succeeds and gags on his cock.

“That makes my nipples rock hard every time,” she says. She spits on his cock and works it with her hand. She licks and sucks his balls, then deep-throats him again.

Oh, sure, there are the usual Porn Loser fuck ups, like the bright camera lights we see in the background while she’s riding him. But Erika refuses to be distracted, and so do we. She’s sexy, horny, sloppy, so into it that the Loser can’t keep his camera steady.

“Every time I look at that camera, I think about how naughty I’m being,” she says.

“I think anal sex is the best sex,” she says.

Can the Loser’s cock find its way into Erika’s ass? You’re gonna have to find out for yourself.

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“I was eight months along when I posed” said Valerie. “If all goes the way it’s supposed to, I’ll have a son by the time I’m in NN. I want him to be a big, strong guy and go into the Air Force like his dad–that’s if he can’t become an NFL (football) player. I was just gonna pose for tame shots of my tummy and titties for the family album, but my guy really got into it with his camera, and being an exhibitionist, I didn’t need any encouragement to keep going and get dirty. It’s so thrilling to be able to share them with NN guys around the world.”

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“Posing for these pics wasn’t the only new experience I had on this day,” said Lisa. “I was sitting on the counter, taking a break, when my guy got down on his knees, between my legs, and started eating me out. We’d never done it there before. He was so comfortable that he kept going till I’d cum twice and his face was wet with pussy juice. Then all he had to do was stand up to bang me and get me off again when he came. We hadn’t planned on any of that.”

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Pretty and happy, Sara Siren has on little denim shorts and a tight top. She’s barefoot and reclines on the bed as our Naughty Neighbors reporter chats with her. Sara has a web cam and she likes to show off when she’s on-line. Guys type in comments and she answers back, trying to give them hard dicks. If they have a web cam also, she can see them. Sometimes they jack off so she can see it. She likes to see guys play with their dicks. She often gets the kinky guys who ask her to spit on herself or lick her own toes. The NN reporter decides to give her his own orders. He tells her to strip naked so he can see her ass and little boobies. She’s happy to obey, smiling and laughing the whole time. Sara likes to be spanked and get fucked from behind. She likes to talk dirty so our man asks her to give him a sample. Can masturbation be far behind? Sara fingers her shaved pussy, rubbing the lips and clit while she moans from the sensations. She wets a vibrator with her mouth, turns it on and works her snatch good, using her finger and the chick-stick to drive herself crazy. Sara is loud and dirty talking, and spanks her ass, too. She uses her toy in different ways. She rubs the vibrating tip around her lips and clit, she pumps it in and out really fast, about two inches, and she uses her fingers and toy at the same time to excite different sections of her hole. “I masturbate all the time,” says Sara. “I don’t really have any sexual fantasies. I just like to get off in as many ways as I can, either with my hands or with a guy.” Our NN reporter is very satisfied with Sara and the way she penetrates her pussy. He’ll give NN’s editor a good report when he gets back to the office.

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