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Well I heard from someone who was at ComicCon (convention of comic and cartoon and fantasy fans) and it appears that PinkandPerfect.com is in trouble from a lot of old school cartoon fans…When I first heard this I couldn’t see how there can be any parallel between the hot babes at PinkandPerfect and the more innocent world of cartoons and comics.

Then it was explained to me that last month a certain octogenarian porcine pal of these cartoon fans named Porky Pig was surfing porn and getting his piggy thrills as everyone does now and then (turns out this Porky had quite a severe stutter).  Well evidently old Porky tried saying the words pink and perfect together…it sent him into a rage that he could not say the words together and he had a heart attack and died!

I was in the chiropractor’s office the other day and I was reading some health magazine while waiting to be seen and it was detailing how the more varied and flexing your fucking positions are…the more improved your body’s flexibility and spinal health.

So when I go in for the appointment I ask my chiropractor if it’s true cos I’ve seen some extremely into it couples in positions that look more dangerous than beneficial and he tells me that yeah it is and he and his wife do some pretty contorted things while having sex and she has no pain any day of her life…this got me thinking about all the porn I see and I bet that those FuckHerRight.com chicks are in perfect spinal health from all the intense fucking that they get.

Usually, we use this space to tell you a little something about the girl. Maybe give her the chance to tell you something about herself, too. But not this time. We have some observations to make, and we think you should hear them. Observation No. 1.: Aailyah has a very pink pussy. Observation No. 2.: Her asshole looks like it has been fucked a lot. Observation No. 3: She’s very good with a dildo. Notice in the latter shots how nicely she gets it up her hole and plays with it. Observation No. 4.: She looks like she fucks a lot. Perhaps now you can understand why we don’t want to hear what Aailyah has to say. This is how we feel. And we don’t need her to fuck up our fantasy.

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Whoa…I knew that sextoy manufacturing has come a long way in the last few years but this vibe is outta this world in it’s funky design…little clit stimulator guaranteed to get the squirters squirting and ridges all around to make sure that no part of this hot slut’s pussy is left untouched and unpleasured…

The site might be what we call PinkandPerfect.com but I betcha that this vibe is what the chicks call pink and perfect.

“My best friend has this really hot boyfriend. He’s older, like 30, and he’s so hot. I’d do anything for a chance to suck his dick and fuck him, but I don’t want to hurt my friend. I kinda think he wants to do me, too, ’cause sometimes when she’s not looking I’ll catch him staring at my tits. It sucks to want someone so bad that you can’t have. All I can do is sit in my room and play with my pussy while I think about him. I want to make a move, but I don’t want to mess up my friendship. What should I do?”

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“Once I’d posed for these pics, I could have just sent them to a local (English) magazine, but if I’m going to be naked for blokes to perv over, then I want blokes all around the world to be able to perv over me,” said Theo. “That’s why I decided to send the pics to Newcummers. I have cousins–blokes–about my age in Australia and I’m sure they’re randy types just like me. It would be funny as hell if they buy the mag and see their cousin naked and doing all sorts of nasty things. But I’d rather them see me than my mum. From reading Newcummers, I see that blokes enjoy watching their girls do themselves with a toy. Not my bloke,” said Theo. “He doesn’t want to know about it and he sure as hell wouldn’t use it on me. I know because I’ve asked him to. I think he’s intimidated by the size of the thing and the thought that I can get some of it into my twat–and love doing it. I think it’s a size-envy thing because he thinks I’ll want it more than I want his willy: that it does a better job of satisfying me. Well, sometimes it does!”

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If you ever watched Revenge of The Nerds you know that even though they rarely get any action nerds are actually quite skilled sexually…of course it’s kind of a paradox for them since being nerds they get to have sex almost as often each year as I get to have Christmas Dinner.

See one of their big problems is when a hot chick approaches them to score with a nerd they get all flustered and don’t know what to do.  The solution for these chicks is quite simple…be like this FuckHerRight.com slut and find the nerds that are into Astronomy and then ask them to check out a full moon.

Here’s more of Ann Parker, the 22-year-old office clerk who has now done it all on NaughtyMag.com: solo, fuck and now an intriguing exhibitionist pictorial in which she gets naked in a public park, spreading her pussy and all. “This might have been the most fun of all because it was so daring. We could’ve gotten caught!” she said, referring to her and the photographer. “I mean, fucking, that was private. This! Anybody could have walked by.” Exactly, Ann. That’s why we like it. You, bless your heart, took the chance that there’d be no passersby who might see you spreading your pretty pink. Yes, it was a big risk. And, because you were willing to go the extra mile, we’re jacking. Thank you.

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Women…they seem somehow to usually do better than men at theoretical math…maybe it’s cos they can always see and sense the angles and trajectories just a bit better.

FuckHerRight.com chicks may not all be the brainiest bunch when it comes to math (other than watching their figures) but even they know how to work the angles and trajectories for better orgasmic delight

Nikki gets right down to it in her first appearance on NaughtyMag.com. We love when the girls get off to a fucking start. She’s a 23-year-old student from Wichita, Kansas who’s into fucking as much as she’s into…well, just about anything. “Posing by myself sounds boring,” she said. “I’ll do it, but what I really want to do is fuck.” Nikki likes being in school, but she’s had porn on her mind lately, and that might be the direction her life takes for a while. “I get fidgety in class because I’m always horny,” she said. “I need a job where I don’t have to think about fucking. I can just do it.” Nikki, you’ve come to the right place.

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