FuckHerRight.com reminds us that if you are a rambunctious type of person that gets around a lot when you’re fucking…you also have to make sure to furnish it right.
Swedish furniture is ugly as can be, but just like the Swedes know sex, they know how to build a table that will support a good hard fucking, so remember Ikea for your home and office furnishing needs.
“So I was supposed to babysit for this lady, but when I got to the house only her husband was there. He wasn’t my type but I don’t know what came over me. I think the fact that he was married turned me on. Before I knew it I was sucking and slobbering on his dick and he was moaning and licking my nipples. Right there in the kitchen…it was so hot. His wife could’ve came home at any moment. But the only ones cumming were me and him.”
Well the first month of summer is drawing to a close so for any of you who are starting to feel the summertime blues…PinkandPerfect.com has a joke for you and hopefully some prudish chicks out there can learn that being a slut may one day save thier lives…but faking it too late will get you killed. So women..open your minds and your legs and be sluts right away before it’s too late.
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.”
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?”
“No!” she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked.
“Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic.
“Slut!” he said, and dropped her.
After three solo appearances on NaughtyMag.com, Monica finally gets down with real cock. It’s about time… which is a funny thing to say considering she’s only 18 years old. This obviously isn’t Monica’s first time getting fucked, but it is her first time fucking in front of the camera, and we hired a professional stunt cock to do the honors. His assessment? “She’s got a great mouth and a tight pussy,” Mr. Stunt Cock said. “She’d be a great porn star.” Monica isn’t sure she wants to be a porn star, but she is sure she wants more porn stud cock. That leaves her with two options: become a porn star (our choice) or start hanging out in bars where porn studs hang out. Since there’s no such thing as the latter, we vote for her becoming a porn slut. If we have a vote.
After the excited responses from people who enjoyed yesterday’s mid-summer humor break I’ve decided that for the last couple days of July I will let the good times at PinkandPerfect.com roll along with a couple more guaranteed to make you smile.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.
After a few seconds Tonto rose back up and said, “Buffalo come.”
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed “Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?”
Tonto replied, “Face sticky.”
FuckHerRght.com is an awesome site with all the hardcore material and the chicks who are so slutty that they obviously belong nowhere but porn (and maybe my bedroom). It’s success makes me think that it’s about time that they made the site fuckherwrong.
People love blooper reels and I’m sure that the porn world has just as many as Hollyweird does…picture if you will a site that has some of the most embarrasing and painful to experience or watch sex situations pictured or filmed…an instant hit I’m sure.
PinkandPerfect.com has chicks of every kind to suit every type of guy…even the crazy psycho chicks for the guys who are into that.
If you were to picture this dildo as a wicked looking knife or cleaver this slut’s expression would be appropriate to either one.
Formerly fat Subway spokesperson Jared used to claim that you could get fit by eating right at Subway…
FuckHerRight.com knows that if a chick really wants to get in shape and have fun doing so…this is the type of sandwich she wants, but I’m sure she can pick up one of these on the subway too.
Nikki has never had a cock inside her pussy before, so how is she going to fit one this big in there? And how is she going to fit it in her mouth and down her throat? She’ll just have to manage. She might be a small girl, but all those years of finger fucking herself and sucking on her dildo weren’t just for self-pleasure. She was practicing for the real thing, and now it’s time for the moment of truth. Watch that cock squeeze into her tiny hole and down her eager mouth.
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