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Remi doesn’t mind doing the work when it comes to fucking, but you’ve got to earn it first. How do you do that? Follow this guy’s example by fondling and sucking her perky tits till her nipples are hard as pencil erasers. Then lick her pussy like it’s the last ice cream cone on earth. After that, Remi will gladly get down on her knees to suck and jerk your dripping cock. When it’s time to fuck, she’ll get on top and do all the work with her pussy so you can lay back and enjoy the ride.

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Porn Loser is based on the website Pornloser.com and the DVD volumes of the same name. In this opener, two TSG staffers are at an editing deck, discussing the footage created by the Porn Loser. As one of them put it: “These are the adventures–or misadventures–of a porn-stud wannabe who found out that being a porn stud and director isn’t nearly as easy as it looks. He had the guts to do what few have dared to do. Porn Loser is the most-amateur porn ever filmed, porn so bad, it’s good. The camera shakes. Sometimes the angles aren’t quite right. The lighting? Not professional at all. However, the chicks he fucks are hot as hell, little fuck dolls who’ll do anything to achieve stardom.” Heather Anne is the first girl to get the Loser treatment in this first episode. This dude is a real schlub. But he does have the satisfaction of saying that he soiled hot girls with his rancid semen. At least he didn’t quit his day job, which was mopping the cum off the floor at a peepshow theater in Los Angeles. He wanted his face blurred so people can’t recognize him and egg his car. Visit the PornLoser.com site and take a look around when you’re done with this episode.

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Pretty and happy, Sara Siren has on little denim shorts and a tight top. She’s barefoot and reclines on the bed as our Naughty Neighbors reporter chats with her. Sara has a web cam and she likes to show off when she’s on-line. Guys type in comments and she answers back, trying to give them hard dicks. If they have a web cam also, she can see them. Sometimes they jack off so she can see it. She likes to see guys play with their dicks. She often gets the kinky guys who ask her to spit on herself or lick her own toes. The NN reporter decides to give her his own orders. He tells her to strip naked so he can see her ass and little boobies. She’s happy to obey, smiling and laughing the whole time. Sara likes to be spanked and get fucked from behind. She likes to talk dirty so our man asks her to give him a sample. Can masturbation be far behind? Sara fingers her shaved pussy, rubbing the lips and clit while she moans from the sensations. She wets a vibrator with her mouth, turns it on and works her snatch good, using her finger and the chick-stick to drive herself crazy. Sara is loud and dirty talking, and spanks her ass, too. She uses her toy in different ways. She rubs the vibrating tip around her lips and clit, she pumps it in and out really fast, about two inches, and she uses her fingers and toy at the same time to excite different sections of her hole. “I masturbate all the time,” says Sara. “I don’t really have any sexual fantasies. I just like to get off in as many ways as I can, either with my hands or with a guy.” Our NN reporter is very satisfied with Sara and the way she penetrates her pussy. He’ll give NN’s editor a good report when he gets back to the office.

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There are some things even the Loser can’t mess up. Like Erika, a 25-year-old blonde who was raised in Missouri, lives in New York City and ranks as the Loser’s naughtiest discovery yet.

Yeah, he tries to fuck it up, like by asking her if she has any reservations about what she’s about to do. But Erika smiles and says in her little girl’s voice, “I think it’s going to be fun. I’ve been thinking about it for a couple of years, and the more I think about it, the hornier I get.”

It’s immediately clear that Erika has no reservations about sucking and fucking in front of the camera. She gets right into the blow job, and Loser gets into it, too, getting hard instantly, which is a change for him. Erika attempts to deep-throat him while looking at the camera, then after one failure, succeeds and gags on his cock.

“That makes my nipples rock hard every time,” she says. She spits on his cock and works it with her hand. She licks and sucks his balls, then deep-throats him again.

Oh, sure, there are the usual Porn Loser fuck ups, like the bright camera lights we see in the background while she’s riding him. But Erika refuses to be distracted, and so do we. She’s sexy, horny, sloppy, so into it that the Loser can’t keep his camera steady.

“Every time I look at that camera, I think about how naughty I’m being,” she says.

“I think anal sex is the best sex,” she says.

Can the Loser’s cock find its way into Erika’s ass? You’re gonna have to find out for yourself.

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Shayne is 20 years old and from Southern California. Here, she’s in Florida, relaxing. Why? Because she runs marathons. Yeah, all 26.2 miles of them, which means two things: 1.) She’s in great shape. 2.) She can go the distance. Nope, no five-minute sex sessions for Shayne. She needs a marathon man. But here’s the thing we have a hard time believing: After Shayne runs marathons, she says she likes to masturbate in the shower. How does she have the energy? We’ll tell you how: She’s young. Hot. Horny. Watch the video. You’ll see what we’re talking about.

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Remi doesn’t mind doing the work when it comes to fucking, but you’ve got to earn it first. How do you do that? Follow this guy’s example by fondling and sucking her perky tits till her nipples are hard as pencil erasers. Then lick her pussy like it’s the last ice cream cone on earth. After that, Remi will gladly get down on her knees to suck and jerk your dripping cock. When it’s time to fuck, she’ll get on top and do all the work with her pussy so you can lay back and enjoy the ride.

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Our mothers used to tell us, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.” The Loser’s mother should have told him, “If you don’t have anything to say, don’t say anything.” But the Loser was never told this. Or maybe he was and he didn’t listen.

So here’s the situation, fellas. Put yourself in the Loser’s shoes: You have a sexy, 22-year-old redhead sitting on your couch. She’s wearing a red, strapless top and a short, black skirt that’s slit all the way up her leg. She’s in your house because she wants to fuck. That’s the only reason she’s there. But she seems a little nervous. So what would you do?

Put her at ease? Try to calm her down? Make her laugh? Talk about sex? That’s what we would do.

But what does the Loser do? He asks Andi about her friends and relatives back home. He asks, “What’re you gonna do if they find out?”

In other words, the thing she’s probably most nervous about is the thing he decides to ask her about. Way to put the girl at ease, Loser.

But he doesn’t stop there.

“Nervous?” he asks her.

“A little,” Andi says.

“That’s okay,” Loser says. “So am I.”

At this point, it’s a miracle the scene ever gets shot, but give Andi, who’s a paramedic, all the credit. She uses her mouth to resuscitate what should be a disaster and works his cock nicely. Even when the phone rings–hasn’t the Loser ever heard of turning off the ringer while shooting a scene?–she keeps going until he drops his load on her face.

At least he’s good for something.

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Chloe works in retail because she enjoys helping her customers. If you need help with sizes or finding a pair of pants, she’s on it in a second. But her services go further than that. Does your cock need stroking? Chloe is more than happy to lend a helping hand. Want to get your dick wet? Her mouth and pussy will get the job done.

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Sandra Blake excitedly drops by NaughtyMag Headquarters with one of our Models Wanted flyers. What makes her stand out from the pack? Our audition managers want to know. Well…Sandra says she can sing. However, one verse from Sandra and the manager calls for a cut. He has a better idea. And Sandra gets his drift fast. He would rather she audition for a cock-karaoke with his meat-microphone. Sandra is up for the task, and yes, she can sing his cock off. After she blows his pants off, she gets one of the hottest, sweetest fucks she’s ever had as he pounds he into the couch. The sweat drips down their bodies as they pump and bash in doggie, cowgirl and missionary positions. It’s a miracle that the couch doesn’t break apart. Drenched in perspiration from their wild fucking, Sandra opens her mouth for her much deserved liquid reward. She earned it!

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This is Angela’s very first time on video and she’s a bit shy. But after some gentle coaxing she’s ready to show off her plump butt and tight slit. “I’ve never done this before so it was a little bit weird for me. But once I started rubbing my clit I forgot the camera was there and I started moving my hips and working it like there was a real cock in there. I liked it so much that next time I might even fuck on camera.”

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